Iwas 20 minutes from clicking "Submit Deposit" on a $98,000 limb lengthening consultation in Turkey.
That's not an exaggeration. I had the clinic's PDF open in one tab, a currency converter in another, and a half-written email to my bank about a loan.
For those who don't know what limb lengthening surgery actually involves: surgeons break your femurs or tibias, insert a rod or external frame, and slowly — millimeter by millimeter, over months — force new bone growth in the gap. You're on crutches for the better part of a year. Physical therapy for another year after that. The all-in cost, once you factor in the surgery, the travel, the time off work, and the recovery care, routinely lands well north of $75,000. Some clinics quote six figures.
I got that far down the rabbit hole because I'm 5'7", and I'd convinced myself that three inches would change everything — dating, job interviews, just walking into a room and not feeling like the shortest guy there.